My Wife is a
Love love chu chu.
rabu rabu chu chu
High
School
Girl
La la la chu chu
ra ra ra chu chu
Hurry up and hold me tight!
GYUtto shite nee hayaku
You're the one that I love more
chikyuu chuu de anata ga ichiban
than anyone else in the world.
daisuki na no
I'm hopelessly in love with you.
ai shichatteru no
I'm gonna squeeze you tight.
KYUN to shichau no
I got carried away cleaning, and broke a vase.
osouji hariki chattara kabin wachatte
Oops...
When I thought I'd try and make a salad, I cut my finger.
sarada ni shiyokka na tte yubi kichatte
Ouch!
But you still smile at me, and that's all I need.
soredemo anata waratte kureru sore dake de
You make me so happy that I start to feel dizzy.
mou happy sugite kurakura shite kichau
Love love chu chu
rabu rabu chu chu
La la la chu chu
ra ra ra chu chu.
Hurry up and hold me tight!
GYUtto shite nee hayaku
Be loving with me, but don't make me sad, or I'll hate it!
kawaigatte ne samishiku sasecha iya yo
Love love chu chu
rabu rabu chu chu
La la la chu chu.
ra ra ra chu chu.
Hold on to me even tighter.
GYUtto shite ne motto
You're the one that I love more
chikyuu chuu de anata ga ichiban
than anyone else in the world.
daisuki na no
I'm hopelessly in love with you.
ai shichatteru no
So I'll squeeze you tight.
KYUNto shichau
We'll be together forever.
zutto issho ne
Original TV-Fansub: LIME-Anime _ Additional Work: ReDone-Subs
My name is Asami.
I'm a 17-year-old high school girl.
I keep it secret from everyone, but...
I'm actually married.
So cute!
Good morning.
My husband, Ichimaru Kyousuke-sensei, teaches physics at my school.
I'll start preparing breakfast.
I Thought Today was The Day...
Oh, Darling...
Are you going to be late tonight?
No. I'll be on time. There's nothing going on today.
That's great!
Never mind...
Even though we are a married couple, we still haven't...
...done "it," not even once.
But...
I'll win my husband's love today, by hook or by crook.
What!?
You had a child!?
Yes.
Is this real life?
Was it Ichimaru-sensei who knocked you up?!
J-Just what do you mean by that? I'm talking about him.
His name is Kuri.
Oh, that's all.
He sure is cute.
I know, right? I found him in the park.
How nice. Hey, can we come and see Kuri-chan?
Sure thing.
Come to think of it, where do you live?
O-On second thought, you can't!
Why not?
Ah, that's right! I've got urgent business in the library.
I-Iwasaki-sensei.
P-Please forgive me.
Please don't run inside the school, okay?
Okay. I apologize.
Staff Room
Do you think Iwasaki-sensei has a boyfriend?
It's just that whenever I invite her out drinking,
she always turns me down and claims to have other plans.
Iwasaki-sensei is kind of pretty,
and she does have a rather nice body.
It wouldn't surprise me if she had one.
Yeah, I guess she's taken. Game over man, game over.
Sonoda-sensei...
She's got a man...
Gotta make the best dinner ever.
I sure hope my husband will like it.
I forgot my book about fixed star evolution theories.
I-Iwasaki-sensei!
She's getting it on... and with a male student!
U-Umm...
She's crying?
What did I witness back there?
Did he force himself on her? Nope, looked consensual to me.
Iwasaki-sensei must've wanted to be with that student.
It can't be true.
Today's the day when my husband will love me lots and lots.
We can take our bath together.
I love you, Asami.
Darling...
I-If only...
I'm home.
C-Coming!
It sure looks good.
You've outdone yourself, Asami.
Darling...
Don't you wish every day could be like this?
We haven't been able to eat dinner together this early...
...in such a long time.
That's true.
I've been so swamped at work that I keep getting home late.
U-Umm, Darling...
What's the matter?
U-Umm...
T-Today...
May we please take our bath together?
What!?
I-I'll get it.
I-I will.
S-Sorry.
Hello?
What!?
You're going out now?
Y-Yeah.
O-One of my friends said
t-that they wanted to see me right away.
I'm sorry.
You know what...
The master of the house has gone out.
I hope he'll be home soon. Don't you?
Oh, this is so bad.
How could it not be?
After seeing such a scandalous scene...
What do I say?
Umm...
Y-Yeah?
You saw us, didn't you?
I-It's all right!
You might not think it, but I know how to keep a secret.
I won't tell anyone, so please don't worry.
A-Again with the waterworks?!
Ichimaru-sensei.
Thank you.
It's forbidden for students and teachers to love each other.
I know that.
But...
I... If I fall in love, it's hopeless...
I can't hold back.
"Can't hold back"?
It's all right. I ended things with the student.
But...
I just wanted him to embrace me, that one last time.
O-Oh... I see, I'm sorry for inconveniencing you.
You're so late, Darling.
I hope he gets back soon...
As a fellow teacher,
do you look down on me for this?
N-No, I wouldn't have the right to criticize you for that.
After all, it's not like you and that student got marr--
"Marr"?
Marr--
"Married to a student"... which I suppose isn't technically impossible.
No, even I wouldn't go so far.
W-Well, right, of course...
Sensei?
Ichimaru-sensei, you're a caring soul, right?
I'm home.
A-Asami...?
Darling...
I'm sorry.
You tried to wait up for me...
If you sleep out here, you'll catch cold.
Good night.
Ichimaru-sensei, you're a caring soul, right?
Darling, it's time to wake up.
You'll be late.
Please hurry up and eat your breakfast...
Asami?
Here's your breakfast. Please feast on it to your heart's content.
Asami...!
Yes?
N-Nothing...
I'm going to wash up.
Darling?
The Sakura Family Enters the Fray!
My name is Asami.
I'm a 17-year-old high school girl.
I keep it secret from everyone, but...
I'm actually married.
My husband, Ichimaru Kyousuke-sensei, teaches physics at my school.
Okay, I'm leaving.
Be on time, Asami.
Darling?
Hello? Good morning!
I am your new next-door neighbor. It's a pleasure to meet you.
This is my little brother, Sasuke.
C'mon, introduce yourself.
Pleased to meetcha, Onii-chan, Onee-chan!
P-Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Ooh, a handsome guy.
Doesn't seem all that reliable, but still good enough.
My name is Mizunosaki Sakura, and the pleasure's all mine.
Please, just call me "Sakura."
O-Okay. My name is Ichimaru Kyousuke, and I'm equally charmed.
Ichimaru-san...
Ichimaru-san, how old are you?
I-I'm 25.
Chance!
Nothing, nothing. Just talking to myself. And who's she?
Oh, this is my w-
Umm, I mean, she's my little sister.
T-That's right.
I am his younger sister, Asami.
Asami-chan, right? Pleased to meet you.
Ichimaru-san.
This is my workplace.
Gal Club Sakurako Open 365 Days a Year
Stop by and see me sometime.
I can make you feel better when you're all worn out.
I'll see you later!
What're you doing?
Asami?
If you don't get going, you'll be late.
A cabaret club?
Do you know what they're like?
Not really...
You really don't know about them?
No.
But I do wonder if they have anything to do with candy.
Umm... Asami, that's not what cabaret clubs are about.
Guys spend money, get drunk,
and get some sexy service from the girls working there.
No~ It's a totally adult world!
Now do you understand?
So they sell "dirty" candy?
Enough about the candy.
Put that candy away in this imaginary box.
Their "sexy service" includes this stuff and that stuff, among other things...
It sounds like cabaret clubs are amazing places.
This abnormal curvature in space
cannot be explained without the General Theory of Relativity.
Would my husband enjoy himself in a cabaret club?
So Sakura-san works in a club like that?
"Gal Club Sakurako"
Okay, I'm off for today!
Good work out there.
Sakura-chan, well done.
I'm exhausted. Sasuke, let's go.
Sure!
Honestly, you're seven years old. Can't you look after yourself when I'm out?
Well, at least you still have a great body.
Yeah?
Yeah!
This sexy body is sure to land a hot guy!
Yeah!
Umm...
Y-You're a man, so do you like going to cabaret clubs?
I-I couldn't tell you one way or the other, since I've never been to one.
I'm sorry. That was an odd question.
Yes?
Hiya! Good evening!
Good evening.
G-Good evening.
Has your brother returned from work yet?
My brother?
Ah... yes!
If you'll excuse us...!
We're back!
U-Umm... what?
Ichimaru-san.
We're such good neighbors that we've stopped by to greet you again.
So, shall we have a toast?
Oh, okay.
This is incredible! I never imagined you were a school teacher, Ichimaru-san.
It's not terribly impressive.
So, are you married, Ichimaru-sensei?
Umm, yeah, about that...
Sadly, both my parents died far too young...
My younger brother, Sasuke, and I have been
living together alone for such a long time.
For my little brother's sake,
I...
I want to get married as soon as I can.
Actually,
I really wanna marry you, Ichimaru-sensei!!
Darling!
"Darling"?
I mean, Onii-chan.
Onii-chan!!
I'm sooo lonely! I want a big brother!
N-No! Hold on here, I mean...
Ah, Sasuke, you poor, poor boy!
Won't someone take pity on these siblings and love them just a little?
Hey, wait...
Umm, Sakura-san, hey...
Let's get married right away!
Onii-chan!
My dear!
Onii-chan!
They wore themselves out.
Yeah... I'll do the dishes, so you can go and take a bath.
Sure.
Exit the twatblock, stage left.
Sakura-san... what's with her?
She was so forceful...
My husband has me at his side.
Yet I can't say...
"I'm not his little sister."
"I'm really his wife."
W-What do you think you're doing!?
Please don't, Sakura-san!
Darling!
Now, now, no need to be so shy.
C'mon, I wanna get married as soon as possible!
Ever heard of a fait accompli?
S-Sakura-san, please stop doing that!
No way! I can't keep selling my looks for drinks and tips;
I've got Sasuke's future to consider!
Quit it!
This is an adult moment, so it's time for little sisters to butt out!
T-That's...
You are NOT raping him tonight!
B-Because...
I...
A-Asami.
I'm Ichimaru-sensei's...
Ichimaru-sensei's...
W-Wi...
Asami!
Was she in the bath too long?
What's the matter, Sasuke?
I just got to thinking, that if Asami-oneechan were my mom...
...it'd be awesome!
What do you mean, stupid son?
"Son"?
Oh, shit...
You're... mother and son?
Ah, no, whatever do you mean?
I'm off now.
Goodbye.
Good morning!
Ichimaru-sensei!
G-Good morning...
Bye.
Okay, have a good day.
There's something strange about those two.
Asami-oneechan is so cool!
Darling... it's so hard for me.
We're a lawfully-wedded couple.
Yet I wish I could've said, "I'm your wife."
All I am is a kitten
watashi wa koneko
All for you, and yours alone
anata hitori dake no
A naive little kitten; I want you to raise me right.
mijuku na koneko sodatete hoshii no
Can't you grant me this simple wish for anything
nozomareru koto no subete ni
and every last thing that I desire?
kotaete yukeru kana
If you stare at me with those longing, hungry eyes,
nagai me de mitete kuretara
I'll make this scene hotter and hotter just for you
dokidoki sasete itte ageru
Your kisses are like love vitamins, so give me more and more of them.
ai no bitamin kiss motto choudai
Wrapped inside your loving arms so tight, I can sleep again tonight.
itoshii ude no naka kyou mo nemuru no
Forever and ever only yours; just a kitten of love.
zutto anata dake no ai no koneko
Preview
Asami here.
What do you do when someone else falls in love with the one you love?
I might be a little jealous, but I have faith in him.
So please, love me lots next week too.